See If you can spot why G ain't smiling.

Time and the River

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Audio documentary only...there are no images here.

Help. Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft.

Me Ex Girlfriend Lisa

My ex-girlfriend Lisa Bobbay never wanted to send out shared Christmas cards with me. But then she got married to Michelle (the nerdy looking one) and now they not only send out cards together, but they even have the same last name. I try not to be bitter at Christmas time but this one is especially hard for me. Also, looks like Lisa got a lip job.

Just kidding.
I've never seen these lesbos before in my life.

Merry Christmas all!

Not mine.

Cube Chronicles: Sightings

Present time: 8:36 a.m.
Arrival time: 8:07 a.m.
Xmas sweater sightings: 3
People sightings: 4
Ratio of Xmas sweater to people: 1 sweater to 1.3 persons
State of Affairs: Sad

For Bella