CC:Toes

So, shoot me if you are sick of me sharing the gory details of cube life, but I just can't resist because the shit I hear behind this wall cracks me up!
This morning it is my neighbor with the legs talking about how she can suck her own toes (if she were the yoga type this might not seem remarkable, but she doesn't quite fit that description).
I searched yahoo images for 'sucking toes' but got the warning that I might see 'adult images,' so consider yourself spared from graphic details.

Gotta love the chatter at the state HEALTH department!!!

Cube Chronicles:Tattoo

Oh my god, now she is talking about how her friend was getting a tattoo and that there are "reasons" people get them, though "I wouldn't do it," but that there are some interesting ones out there. Wonder if this one would qualify as "interesting?"

Will someone please rescue me from this creative blackhole?

Cube Chronicles:Blubber

I wish I could share with all of you how joyous it is to listen to my cube neighbor talk about how fat her legs are and how wearing heels isn't going to help.

Maybe if she took off her Christmas sweater, she would feel better.

Cube Chronicles.XMASEVE

Behind this wall sits the most obnoxius, bigmouthed cube neighbor imagineable. It is Xmas Eve and because I am the lowest freak on the totem pole, I am stuck here trying to look busy. No one should be at work today, but here I sit bored out of my mind with my ears in pain as I suffer through the loud, brassy chatter of the woman who parks herself behind my pink wall everyday.

UGH. Happy freaking holidays.

P.S. Consider yourself lucky that the audio I tried to capture of her won't upload on my crappy Dell.