Help. Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft.

Me Ex Girlfriend Lisa

My ex-girlfriend Lisa Bobbay never wanted to send out shared Christmas cards with me. But then she got married to Michelle (the nerdy looking one) and now they not only send out cards together, but they even have the same last name. I try not to be bitter at Christmas time but this one is especially hard for me. Also, looks like Lisa got a lip job.

Just kidding.
I've never seen these lesbos before in my life.

Merry Christmas all!

Not mine.

Cube Chronicles: Sightings

Present time: 8:36 a.m.
Arrival time: 8:07 a.m.
Xmas sweater sightings: 3
People sightings: 4
Ratio of Xmas sweater to people: 1 sweater to 1.3 persons
State of Affairs: Sad

For Bella

Snuggie

Forget charity. I want this for Christmas.

https://www.getsnuggie.com/flare/next?videoID=ai195&bufferTime=5
(edited by Chad for sanities sake!)

Cube Chronicles: 4 Corners

My cube is situated on a square, much the same as New Mexico, Colorado, Arizona and Utah. Today, my two lady neighbors have on the dreaded Xmas sweaters from hell.
I am resisting the urge to snap pictures from over the top of our cubes. You get the dift though...

Stinky

On my way home from the Marta tonight, I passed a stray/lost dog. Unfortunately, stray dogs are common in Atlanta. It was clear, however, that this dog was in more trouble that most stray dogs running the streets. He was walking slowly, running into the curb, and acting very confused. My heart strings had been pulled.

When I got out of the car and approached him I quickly learned that Stinky (you can only image why I named him that) was blind and could barely hear. My heart strings about snapped. I called Chad and asked him to bring a blanket. I made sure Stinky didn't get hit by a car, which wasn't easy. Being blind and not hearing well, he just wander aimlessly, and seemed to prefer walking on the street to the leaves on the side of the street. He was a little guy (maybe 8 pounds) but I didn't want to pick him up because he was a mess, and very very stinky (gurl, I had a cute shirt on!). So I stood in front of him when cars came to make sure they went around him. I'm sure I looked crazy (but cute in my non-stinky shirt).

We took him back to the house, blocked him off on the deck, and gave him food and water. He chowed down. I called Lucas' friend, Jen, because I knew she had rescued and fostered dogs. She asked me not to call Fulton county animal control because she felt Stinky would be immediately euthanize, given that he is blind and somewhat deaf. She agreed to foster him and find him a home. All she asked was that I give him a bath and drive him to her house. You gotta love lesbians.

I tried to give him a bath but couldn't do it. He was such a mess and the smell was horrible. Horrible! I was gagging and almost threw up. It was bad. Thankfully, Chad stepped in. He's good with gross. I've never seen such dirty water. His fur was so matted and tangled that Chad had to cut chunks off with scissors just to bathe him.

In addition to the smell, it was emotionally hard. The poor little dude was shivering in the tub. He was scared and confused. Chad had tears in his eyes as he washed him. However, once we got him out of the tub and dried him off, he got a burst of happy energy, like dogs do after a bath. It made us laugh and smile, which we desperately needed to do at that point.

Later, we both had emotionally charged "people suck" meltdowns.

Hot Tub History on North Campus

Tilt your head to the right (sorry, I am dumb), and watch history being made on Blake Ave. on the day after Thanksgiving!


And 9 hours later....some very happy fellas!


Enjoy you two! You deserve it!

Cube Chronicles: Soap Opera

OK Folks, you asked for it. The return of the Cube Chronicles. If I get fired, I hope you'll give me housing and feed me. Enjoy and know that this is all true. Nothing has been altered except the names of the Soap Ladies (of course, they would insist on anonymity). This is a long post, but worth reading because it is so freaking unbelievable.

One of the first emails regarding soap collection from December 2007:

To the 105 women who share the 6th Floor Restroom:
It's time again to collect for restroom supplies for the 6th floor women's restroom. The collection envelope will be on the OHDAP door all week. Last month we collected $37.00; which didn't carry us through the entire month as we ran out of soap around the 3rd week of the month. If everyone would try to donate at least .50 cents it will allow us to provide hand soap for the entire month. Thanks to everyone who was so generous last month.
Soap lady #1


My environmentally conscious reply:
12/7/2007
HI Soap Lady #1,

I appreciate all the work you all are doing to keep the restroom in a fresher state, and I have one suggestion for you. With thoughts of the environment and waste in mind, would you consider buying liquid soap in bulk and refilling the plastic containers? The soap refills would probably be cheaper than always buying individual bottles. I am not sure you can get refills for the brands you are buying right now, but I know you can get bags of refills at Target with their Method line (they have nice scents like lavender, etc.) If you consider that idea and want help with the refilling, I would be happy to take on that role.

Anyway, that’s my two cents.
Have a good day and thanks again for organizing this effort,
Julie
(After Note: I got no response back and have been given the cold shoulder by these lovely ladies ever since)


The Soap Collection Saga Begins Again (on November 4, 2008 mind you, the date of one of the most important elections in history) :
Hello everyone it is that time again, to collect money or soap for the 6th floor women’s restroom; the envelope will be taped to the OHDAP door near the elevators and the soap box will be at the entrance of the door. Thanks to everyone who contributes. So far we have only collected $9.00 and no soap at all; just a friendly reminder we are only collecting until Friday.


Reply from XXXX:
Since everyone is sharing their sentiments on the bathroom soaps, I’d like to share mine.
Firstly, I’d like to personally Thank Soap Lady #1 and Soap Lady #2 for even TRYING to make our bathroom experience a pleasant one. For I’ve gone in there to many times and had to just turn around in disgust for the odor, or just the plain uncleanliness of the place. Soiled toilet seats, paper towels on the floor, sanitary napkins behind the toilet seats, and often wonder if WOMEN are using this bathroom. Because women are mostly more clean then men.

Now, I’m not trying to offend anyone, BUT if you don’t want to contribute, then don’t. If you don’t want to use the products, don’t. If you don’t want to use the bathroom on this floor period, then don’t. BUT, I’d like to go in there and NOT have to hold my breath or search out another bathroom.

Once again, for those of us who appreciate your efforts, THANK YOU Soap Lady #2 and Soap Lady # 1!!




Reply from Soap Lady #2
Soap Lady # 1 and I initially thought of the idea to supply the women’s bathroom with hand soap and other items, simply because of the daily condition of the 6th floor bathroom. There were many a day that one or both of us walked in to the bathroom only to have to turn right around and seek out another one on a different floor. The odor was appalling. Women leave their tampons on the back of the toilet seats, urinate on the toilet seat as well as the surrounding floor area and leave it for the next person to clean up. When we tried adding a few baskets of potpourri to the bathroom, we found them on the floor, potpourri scattered. I refuse to have to hold my breath to use the bathroom!! At last count, there were 105 women on the 6th floor……that’s a lot of women using one bathroom. Just do your part to help keep it in a sanitary condition. Have some respect.

I thank Soap Lady # 1 for taking the time and energy to collect for the bathroom soaps, drive to the store to buy the soap (many times using her own money to be able to buy the amount of soaps that we need for the month) and carry 30 - 40 bottles of soap and renuzits to ODH once a month. The only goal in mind here was to make the 6th floor women’s bathroom a little more presentable and fresh.

So, to those of you who do not wish to participate in the soap collection…….don’t. Don’t use the soft soap, don’t give any money, don’t use the 6th floor bathroom and most of all, don’t thank Soap Lady #1 for trying to make your work day a more pleasant one!
NOTE THE AVON CATOLOGUES IN THE STALL.

Response from XXX:
Good morning everyone,
I think it is important to say that those of us who were satisfied just to use the soap provided by ODH were in no way implying that we don’t appreciate the efforts of others to make things nice. At least I can say that in my own behalf, and feel certain that others agree. If there is a need regarding that bathroom, perhaps we should take it up with whomever is the appropriate person or persons in the building & deal with it at the dept. level instead of trying to solve it among ourselves. No one need feel unappreciated as I’m sure that was not the intent.

Response from XYX:
I would agree with XXX. You cannot please everyone and just because a two people disagree on an action doesn’t imply any level of disrespect. It is what it is – and that is a choice.

I use the ODH provided soap and that is my choice. I use my own lotion and when the bathroom is terrible I go somewhere else.

I wish that some would be more responsible while using the public bathroom, but I realize that everyone wasn’t raised to do the right thing or to behave like a lady (have respect for themselves and others).

In closing, please remove my name from your distribution list and thank you for your thoughtfulness.


Response from Me (again, remember this was all happening on November 4th):
Soap Lady #1 and Soap Lady # 2,

You can take my name off the list too. Not because I don’t appreciate your efforts, but because all of these emails make me feel like I am in high school. This is more drama concerning our restroom than I care to hear about.

Thank you for everything you do and thank you for removing my name from the list.
Julie

What I really wanted to say was: “You freaks, try worrying about something more important that hand soap. How about collecting money for the homeless or a domestic violence shelter? JESUS.”

gingerbread house pics

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32892000@N02/

That's what I'm saying . . .

Kernal Dirty Pants!

What's he doing with his other hand?

Well, it's true!

Happy birthday, old girl. You pulled me through more than a few sad moments. Cheers!

(Not work friendly . . .the way we're supposed to enjoy Bette.)